Old boat is suddenly called a dog
He tells you how great you would look on that boat
The sails rip and he doesn't replace them
The sails rip and he doesn't care
He turns the depth sounder off while underway
He starts selling pieces of the boat
He complains about his rating
The anchor line is chaffed
Where's the chaff guard?..... what do you mean we don't need it?
He starts buying pieces that wont fit this boat
Wouldn't a boat with two heads be great
He stares longingly at another boat
The anchor is suddenly on a diet and loses 25 pounds
He mentions that he would name the boat, lovingly, after you
The charts are nowhere to be found
He complains about his rating
He doesn't double up on the lines when a storm comes
The house is mortgaged (again)
Why is the trailer and boat under the old elm tree during a wind storm
College, kids don't need no stinking college
You are told that your car will make it through another winter
With you at the helm, he directs you to go over a reef
He mentions a vacation that will be so much better on another boat
A surveyor is a dinner guest
Why is he spending so much time working on but not sailing the boat
He complains about his PHRF
He buddies up to people in another racing division
He cuts the channel closer each time
He complains about his rating
He suddenly figures out how to change the depth meter and how to disable it
The boat is suddenly insured for total loss at sea, God's will, tree damage, acts of war, sinking
Why is he sawing the elm tree's branch