by Mark and Claudia Kondracky
Finding out that your bow person is with child (see valantine article)
Your ready to launch but blocked in by other boats
Finding out your masthead light doesn't work after the mast is up
Stiff neck from tuning mast, spouse didn't like the spinaker in lieu of linergere therefore no neck rub.
After you slaved on the boat all weekend, spouse didn't get the yard done
Loyal crew is AWOL
Daughter announces wedding plans during the sailing season
Feel like karata kid...... wax on wax off
Rain and varnish don't mix
Opps.... I didn't know those were percale sheets...but isn't the boat shinny
More rain
The guy next to you sands after you varnish
Even more rain
Just where did I put those battens?
Finding that green sandwich in the cooler
Which is worse blisters in your hand or blisters in the hull?
Main halyard breaks after mast is stepped
One day late to the sale at Defenders.
Finding a broken thru hull after splashing
Depth sounder doesn't work ....or channel needs dredging
Curse those flapper valves