Here are some reasons to be out there
Wondering, again, why you're in a tippee boat in March.
Defrosting the sheets by dumping your boat.
Spilling soup down your front because your lips can't move.
Looking at your frozen hands wondering if they'll ever defrost.
Thinking that this is the coldest it will be, realizing it might not be.
Digging your car out of the snow only to then dig your boat out.
Accidentally digging out someone else's boat.
Wondering where all these pieces go.
If the lifevest fits, you don't have enough clothes on.
Sunblock, you don't need no stinking sunblock.
Oh goodie, the cold front will bring wind.
Logs coming down the Connecticut River.
The tides are not high and low, instead they are strong and stronger.
Feeling like a pig on ice when you walk.
Ouch, I haven't hurt that -insert appendage or muscle- since last March.
The cold numbs the pain, what numbs the cold?
Derigging your boat by turtleing it in the middle of the river.
Hey Jeff, buy a new gasket for your drysuit
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