Romance and Sailing
by Claudia and Mark Kondracky
Cold spray in your face
Convincing spouse that new spinnaker is even better then sexy underwear
Whispering that, unlike inflatable marks, your love will never drift
Hearing those three very special words, Did you win?
Never luffing and leaving
A smooth gel coat on the bottom is always a good thing
Never being disappointed with his J measurement
Naming the new boat for your love
Saying 'I Love You' with code flags
Telling her she looks sexy in a life jacket
Realizing that the 10 pound you resolved to lose but didn't will help keep the boat down in heavy air
Never hearing these three special words; 'You're over early', out of beer, time limit up,
'the wind died'
Fore deck play is always important
Wet sanding only works on the boat's bottom